PJ Of The Day(13th Jan 2007)
Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine".
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d compliment"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d compliment"
A Collection of Poor Jokes.
1 Comments:
here is a Lovely Cat very emotional and happy one day..it struck with a new idea.
1. It Went and Travelled in a train (with much fear)..When the train started and carried to MAX speed..Cat slowly came to footboard and Jumped from Train happily.
2. Next Day the same cat went to Shaolin Temple, it was very found of Knifes which were used..he saw a beautiful Sword an Kissed it ..Then It took three steps back and landed flat on the Sword
3. Next Day .The cat saw Grany preparing Apple juice for the kids..Dont Cat loves it?? I bet it would..So..When Granny put the apples in Mixer..The cat cunningly entered inside Mixer..And Non-Veg Apple Juice was invented.
4. Next Day same CAT went for a Beach ..She is a natural swimmer !!!..Her dream was to Kiss the Bottom of the Sea..So she tried..She Kissed heaven instead.
5. Next Day..same CAT Skydiving..as she is most adventurous on dat day...Unfortunately it dive with bare body.
6. Next Day..Cat felt so cold in the Snow and unable to bare it ..Finally when she saw the place she was so excited..she happy ran an jumped into the place..Ya the place was active "Volcano"
7. Next Day..Same Cat drank too much hot drinks that she forgot her Mobile charger..in complete distress she holded the mobile plugin in left hand and right hand inserted into plug point??
8. Next Day..CAT was so bad..that in Library she was laughing so loud..so the Manager said to keep CAT quite..So the CAT stopped all activities including ..its Breath..
So..that's Why we say CAT has 9 lives
Post a Comment
<< Home