Monday, April 19, 2010

PJ Of The Day(19th April 2010)

Where do you find MANGOES? Mango tree? Fruit shop?

**** NO ****

Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

PJ Of The Day(1st April 2010)

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal.....", it does not move.
Finally he wrote the conclusion:
"After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf."

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

PJ Of The Day(18th March 2009)

Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin ;)

PJ Of The Day(17th March 2009)

What is the color of frequency??

Purple

Unit of frequency - Hertz
You can write it as - 1/sec
i.e. par [per] second

In Hindi, second is also called as 'pal'
therefore: PARPAL

PJ Of The Day(16th March 2009)

Q.What would an angrez[american/british] say to his indian naukar [servant] who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!

A."There Was A Cold Day " - (say it fast)!

PJ Of The Day(15th March 2009)

Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??

Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai... [from: Taxi No. 9211]

PJ Of The Day(14th March 2009)

A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

PJ Of The Day(20th August 2008)

One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!

PJ Of The Day(19th August 2008)

Tamilian calls up a sardar and says,"Tamil therima??" [meaning: Do you know Tamil?]
Sardar gets angry and replies,"Hindi - tera baap!!!"

Monday, June 30, 2008

PJ Of The Day(30th June 2008)

Santa runs home yelling : "Pack your bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lotto!"
WIFE: Oh dear! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???
Santa: "WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST..."

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PJ Of The Day(29th June 2008)

What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!

Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.

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PJ Of The Day(28th June 2008)

What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
-Ohm

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

PJ Of The Day(27th June 2008)

Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."

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Thursday, June 05, 2008

PJ Of The Day(5th June 2008)

After hike in petrol price, Santa was not worried at all.
When Banta asked him the reason, he said: "How does it matter? Earlier I was filling petrol for Rs.100 in my car, now also I'll fill petrol for Rs.100 only !!"