PJ Of The Day(16 Nov 2006)

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Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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