PJ Of The Day(1st April 2010)

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal.....", it does not move.
Finally he wrote the conclusion:
"After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf."

PJ Of The Day(30th June 2008)

Santa runs home yelling : "Pack your bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lotto!"
WIFE: Oh dear! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???
Santa: "WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST..."

PJ Of The Day(29th June 2008)

What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!

Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.

PJ Of The Day(28th June 2008)

What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
-Ohm

PJ Of The Day(27th June 2008)

Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."

PJ Of The Day(9th Apr 2008)

A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contagious deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??

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…Because the patient had a BLUE-TOOTH !!