PJ Of The Day(10th Apr 2008)

Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very brilliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute ....
Once he fell in love with a Phirangi girl...
He proposed to the girl, but she straight away rejected him ... calling him
Bloody Desi...
After this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all.....
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because,

Jab Dil hi toot gaya....
to GK kya karenge ...

PJ Of The Day(9th Apr 2008)

A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contagious deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??

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…Because the patient had a BLUE-TOOTH !!