PJ Of The Day(18th Jan 2007)

SANTA ANSWER MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?

Needless to say he never made it. You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend.
Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim.
Hernia - she is close by.
Impotent - distinguished/well known.
Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Obesity - city of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - in favor of teens.
Pulse - grain.
Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table.
Ultrasound - radical noise.

PJ Of The Day(15th Jan 2007)

Santa: That Cow has a Lovely Colour.
Farmer: Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!

PJ Of The Day(14th Jan 2007)

Sardar to Shopkeeper : - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.
Shopkeeper Ne Flag Dikhaya.
Sardarni : - Isme aur Colour Dikhao

PJ Of The Day(13th Jan 2007)

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine".
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d compliment"

PJ Of The Day(12th Jan 2007)

Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER"?
Why are American husbands known as "GOLD"?


Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold )