PJ Of The Day(16th Dec 2006)

TT To Sadhu: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan ram ka Janam hua tha..
TT : Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT: Chalo..
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka Janam hua tha - JAIL mai.

PJ Of The Day(15th Dec 2006)

Question : Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
Answer : Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

PJ Of The Day(14th Dec 2006)

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul,
I don't even have a big car like Rahul,
but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

PJ Of The Day(05 Dec 2006)

Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked : "what you did till evening?"
Sardar : "Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright."

PJ Of The Day(04 Dec 2006)

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaari gaadi to
petrol se start hoti hai.

PJ Of The Day(03 Dec 2006)

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April and the conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- ,took the ticket and said " April fool. I have a pass."