PJ Of The Day(20 Nov 2006)

Gabbar: Are o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Do ek se Ek bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo !!!

PJ Of The Day(19 Nov 2006)

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

Balle Balle!

PJ Of The Day(18 Nov 2006)

A gal checked her weight - 58 Kg.

Removed Sandal - 56 Kg.
Then Jacket - 53 Kg.
Then Dupatta - 52 Kg.
Then... coins khatam...

A boy in queue behind her said - U carry on.. I'll put the coins!!

PJ Of The Day(17 Nov 2006)

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no.

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PJ Of The Day(16 Nov 2006)

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Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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PJ Of The Day(15 Nov 2006)

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,"Daddy!Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy."Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well, "began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."