PJ Of The Day(20th Aug 2007)

Santa apni girl friend ko 'I Luv U' kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

PJ Of The Day(19th Aug 2007)

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

PJ Of The Day(18th Aug 2007)

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.

PJ Of The Day(07th Aug 2007)

How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste!

PJ Of The Day(06th Aug 2007)

A Tiger was giving a wedding party for his friends. A Cat also came and danced with the others. Tiger asked "Who are you?

The Cat said "I was also a tiger before my marriage!"