PJ Of The Day(17th Apr 2007)

A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?

"So, which platform are you working on?"

PJ Of The Day(16th Apr 2007)

Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends.
Champu is in love with Champi,the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad,
so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the garden.

Suddenly the see- saw breaks.. and they burst to a song !

See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot
jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!!

PJ Of The Day(16th Mar 2007)

A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father.

"Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."

PJ Of The Day(15th Mar 2007)

What song does a small kid sing when he enters Class 1 ??


K.G kiya re ... K.G kiya re !
K.G kiya re ... O K.G ... K.G kiya re !

PJ Of The Day(14th Mar 2007)

Pichle saal ki baat hai..


An Australia director made a movie called "GAVASKAR"


... Apna Sunil Gavaskar felt very proud about it. He went personally to watch the movie and check out how his image was portrayed in the movie. Movie chaalu ho gayi ... interval tak Gavaskar ka koi naamonishaan nahi.. then Gavaskar thought movie me asli actor interval ke baad hi aata hai .
But the bad part is movie got over and no Gavaskar found. Gavaskar got wild and he decided to sue the movie producers & directors.

He asked "Gavaskar naam ki movie banayi aur mere baare me kuch bhi nahi aisa kyon kiya ??"
then he got a reply and after hearing that he got silent and came back home in India ......
guess wht was the reply he got ???
......
"Indians ne bhi to BORDER movie banayi lekin Allan Border ke baare me kuch bataya kya ??"

PJ Of The Day(13th Mar 2007)

What is the height of mixed emotions???
Your mother-in-law falling from 7th floor on your mercedes!!!!

PJ Of The Day(12th Mar 2007)

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio..... with a sports car around it.

PJ Of The Day(11th Mar 2007)

Beggar - Sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab - Tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte hue???
Beggar - Abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

PJ Of The Day(10th Mar 2007)

Height of Optimism...
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies."
SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !

PJ Of The Day(9th Mar 2007)

Guy - Do u know,when I was a kid so many girls wantd to kiss me, I allowed !
Now I want to kiss so many girls, but they dont allow....

SELFISH GIRLS !!!